In addition to their creativity, the staff of Custom Nicknames utilizes literary references, hip hop lingo, pop culture references, encyclopedic knowledge of rare plants and animals, American Indian lore, copious amounts of alcohol, and the occasional outside consultant to come up with totally awesome nicknames. When stumped, they break out their Ouija Board and consult the spirits that reside on the ethereal plane.
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT
Your new nickname will arrive within two weeks, including an official certificate with your new nickname to post in your office cubicle, as well as a "Hello My Name Is....." sticker for you to wear proudly. You will also receive a short/detailed letter explaining how this nickname was determined.